I always end up talking about my cats. Somehow everybody I talk to for any significant amount of time knows I have two cats who are obsessed with eating, poop on my stuff/the floor, and sleep with me at night. I can't explain it. Maybe because they're the smartest and most intuitive cats I've ever met. That Demetri Martin joke is always sort of present in the back of my mind..
Funny: The Hills parody, also this and anything involving Judd Apatow + people he knows.
Inspiration: Seahorse Ranch
